whip the 5-9

Nonsense slang used to confuse old people

Is anyone going to whip the 5-9 tonight?

by Sid 6.7 April 4, 2023

Whip

A rally long dick that slaps you in your face

How’d you get that bruise on your face?

Drake hit me with his whip

by Jeoy58383 February 23, 2024

whipped

what people who post definitions of names are. like seriously, i can't find a single definition of a name that doesn't say lovey and/or good stuff about them. and it's all mostly the same stuff, for both girls and boys. girls are always shy outside and fearless inside, gorgeous af, not afraid to speak themselves, funny, and the best friend you'll ever have. boys are always really skilled/talented at everything, soft but also gods in bed, tall asf, have lots of friends, and smiles that apparently light up the world. like calm down Matt the Zoe you know is different to the Zoe I know

Person 1: Boi I was bored and searched up random names on UD. Worst decision of my life.
Person 2: ikr, these people are hella whipped. who tf is that emma girl?

by stay don't stray May 28, 2019

Pussy Whipped

When you are unable to perform any normal manly duties due to the fact that your balls are inside your ladies handbag.

MAN "Can I go shooting this weekend?"
WOMAN "OH my god.. why can you never spend time with me/I need you to look after the kid..he is ours/but thought that we would go shopping"
MAN (to himself) "I am sooo pussy whipped"

by Hostishumanisgeneris October 29, 2012

pussie whipped

WHEN A FEMALE USES HER VAGINA TO GET WHAT DHE WANTS

RJ LEANARD IS PUSSIE WHIPPED

by Pussie whipped December 17, 2016

Whipping the Mop

beating someone's ass, maybe to the point of hospitalization. it can be used as an action verb; whipping the mop off of; past tense; that's where he whipped the mop off his ass; present tense; he's whipping the mop off his ass; future tense; that's where imma whip the mop off yo ass

He's whipping the mop off his ass.

by weird_bruh November 22, 2021

pack the whip

a game to see how many people you can fit in the car

person1: hey we can only fit 4 people to go to the game and we said we could take you to 7 people
person2: guess we'll have to play pack the whip

by Old Man Williams November 13, 2018