Dream Cream Pie

When a woman shits into a pie shell until it forms a crust for a pie, a man the milks his cock into it until it is filled with cum, he then feeds it to his family

Person 1: I gave a homeless family a Dream Cream Pie
Person 2: Kill yourself

by Freaky Gooner 405 August 1, 2025

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Dream

A no good fuck, also known as a little bitch that cheats in everything he does even his love life. People who watch this fuck are also children.

My ex-girlfriend told me she liked dream so I turned myself into the police because I was clearly dating a child.

by Johnny sins simp March 6, 2022

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Wet Dream

A wet dream is a sensual and erotic vision in your sleep. Wet dreams can be a way to gauge ones sexual prowess.

I had a wet dream while taking a nap earlier today. It was so awesome I'm going to stop watching porn and masturbating.

by Chief Lotsadough August 29, 2021

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Time to end this long hiatus
My wounded heart is on the mend
I'll search for gold in Acapulco
The treasure chest at rainbow's end
Wind, sand and stars will heal the scars
I’m melting down these prison bars
A lonely lightship lost at sea
That’s what my heart will be
My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
Citadels and far pavilions
Midnight sun, savannah stars
Through sapphire seas and sulphur mountains
To the paradise bazaar
Wind, sand and stars will heal the scars
I’m melting down these prison bars
A lonely lightship lost at sea
That’s what my heart will be

My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams

by Death Menace June 21, 2023

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