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I aint never seen two pretty best friends

Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.
Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.

Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..
by lmaosure December 4, 2020
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The default picture used by over 84% of users of the popular networking site myspace (See definition #4).
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by cchriss92 August 9, 2007
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What Trump desperately wants May Day to be.
"I declare May 1st Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi."
"No, it's May Day, aka International Labor Day. Fuck off, orange viceroy, and tell King Putin to fuck off as well."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 18, 2018
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1. HOLY SHIT IS THIS A FRICKIN JOJO REFRENECE?!
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