by Jon Shakaka February 3, 2005

having to spend a long time with relatives, usually on holiday, that leave no time for musturbation.
by chocolate vs cheese August 26, 2009

A student currently studying engineering who believes he or she is better than everyone else simply because he or she studies engineering. It is especially common with engineers who are not failing all of their classes, but can be seen in any and most engineers.
Person 1: That engineer just totally made me feel inferior about my major.
Person 2: Don't worry, he just has engineer syndrome. You'll at least make it through college and probably get laid too.
Person 1: Good point.
Person 2: Don't worry, he just has engineer syndrome. You'll at least make it through college and probably get laid too.
Person 1: Good point.
by notengineer June 6, 2010

Seriously debilitating illness which affects women. Symptoms as follows...
1. To fail to find a man who can amuse you as much as your Gay Best Friend, therefore obliterating all hope of a totally fulfilling relationship and reducing you to a lifetime of one-night stands and eating ice-cream.
2. To be surrounded by phenomenally irritating, badly-written, one-dimensional characters who are occasionally very, very funny.
3. To do a bad impersonation of Jennifer Aniston in Friends every day of your life.
1. To fail to find a man who can amuse you as much as your Gay Best Friend, therefore obliterating all hope of a totally fulfilling relationship and reducing you to a lifetime of one-night stands and eating ice-cream.
2. To be surrounded by phenomenally irritating, badly-written, one-dimensional characters who are occasionally very, very funny.
3. To do a bad impersonation of Jennifer Aniston in Friends every day of your life.
"Every time I've been out with a man in the last month it's been with my Gay Best Friend. And they were ALL to see The Devil Wears Prada. I think I've got Will & Grace syndrome"
by The Incredibly Orginal Martin December 9, 2008

A person who feels the need to be a hero in every situation. People with hero syndrome try to save other people by defending them from backbiters and bullies instead of villains. They will try to resolve situations for others. However, more often than not, they put themselves in trouble. Funnily, they never learn their lesson and return to getting involved in things that don't concern them.
Bruce: I am sorry for the things that I said to your ex-girlfriend. I just wanted to protect you from all the ridiculous gossip she was spreading about you.
Ryan: It's alright, man. You just have hero syndrome; you can't help it. Just don't say anything next time.
Ryan: It's alright, man. You just have hero syndrome; you can't help it. Just don't say anything next time.
by Batman9 May 7, 2014

Lack of Dick syndrome. A condition commonly found with usually unattractive middle-aged to older women. However, it can occur in teenagers and young women, but this is very rare. Side Effects include: being bitchy/on the edge, being socially awkward, being a loner, and having very strange mannerisms/eating habits. The only diagnosed cure: dick
Person 1: Dang why is that bitch always so edgy? She's only 17 & she acts like an old lady!
Person 2: I think she's suffering from L.O.D. syndrome, it's mad rare among girls her age.
Person 1: Well she needs to be cured. Quick, somebody get a dick ASAP!
Person 2: I think she's suffering from L.O.D. syndrome, it's mad rare among girls her age.
Person 1: Well she needs to be cured. Quick, somebody get a dick ASAP!
by cocacolacocacola October 4, 2010

A syndrome in which someone is horribly deformed, which in turn makes the person look like "Sloth" off the popular 1985 movie the Goonies. This is to be used to insult someone that is horrible looking.
"Dude don't laugh that kid, Ashton, has Goonies Syndrome"---Ricky
"WOW! she does look like Sloth"---Clyde
"WOW! she does look like Sloth"---Clyde
by nspectrmustache October 12, 2010
