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by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018
Loves the word, "Poopy in my butthole, Poopy in my butthole." looks like a rat. And wil forver be 4'2. Loves poopy in my butthole. Cant skate for his life.
by yungggphat July 02, 2019
Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.
It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.
You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.
You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.
Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.
Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.
All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.
Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.
All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
by Youresobadbro August 31, 2022
A Ham Beard can be identified as a beard with an unacceptable amount of hair on it. So when eating, a piece of table food may fall into the beard without the person knowing it. Like a piece of holiday ham.
Dan has a disgusting Ham Beard
by shesaidshewas18 January 09, 2010
They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB
by KristinaKrnkDat July 25, 2018
person 1: what are you doing tonight?
person 2 :going to my grandmas.
person 1: nigga your pulling ham. I know your going to that party.
person 2 :going to my grandmas.
person 1: nigga your pulling ham. I know your going to that party.
by 420f0rLIFE March 07, 2011