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super straight 

shut up.

super straight isnt a valid sexuality. die pls lol
straight person: "sheeesssh i think im part of the LGBT now."
LGBTQIA+ person: "huh? wdym?"
straight person: "i'm super straight."
LGBTQIA+ person: "you know thats not real, right?"
super straight by asphyxial_x April 29, 2021

ex-ex-straight 

A person that was once straight, then fell victim to the "liberal agenda", then turned straight again.

The word is currently not used by the conservative movement, but it soon will, as they continue to spurn out bullshit to transcend the current bullshit quota.
I wonder how long it will take before conservapedia makes an article on "ex-ex-straight".
ex-ex-straight by Unpy June 30, 2008

Super straight 

When you say that your straight but secretly gay
Ryan:so I heard your super straight..do you wanna take this too the bathroom

Alex:you mean a-anal

Ryan: of course

Alex:it’s my first Time
Ryan:don’t worry I’ll make you feel comfortable drop them pants and bend over the sink
Super straight by Baddieshiii March 18, 2021

Super straight 

A "sexuality " where you like the different gender but

also uses the colors of grinder and pornhub

super straight 

a person who's cis, heterosexual that says they're only attracted to cis gender people of the opposite gender as them. they justify their transphobia as "preference" and say they are part of the LBGTQ+ even though the community is formed by trans and/or queer people and they are neither.

they use the colors of grinder (gay dates app) and "ss" is fascist
In their logic they shouldn't even date a bi, cis person of the opposite gender lol
we're in 2021: a trans woman is a woman and a trans man is a man. It's ok to have preferences and say "i won't date her because she's trans and i prefer ci gender woman/ vagina" BUT IT'S NOT OKAY to say "i won't date her because she's trans and even if she has vagina, act like a woman and everything i don't see her as a woman".
x: i am super straight
x: no, your're transphobic and gave little shrimp energy
super straight by shitty alaska March 13, 2021

Super straight 

Dumbasses who want to be oppressed so badly they can’t call themselves straight and made their flag p0rn hub colors.
Person 1: Are you straight?
Person 2: No, I’m “super straight”

Person 1: wtf was the point of this except bringing people down and making an embarrassment of yourself?
Super straight by Peen.is March 7, 2021