smack stick

someone who is so stupid, they have the brain power of a stick

Dale is a total smack stick, he can't think his way out of a shoe box.....

by Pagoda King July 21, 2017

scoot stick

Something to move the mound when your port-o-potty is too full.

I think somebody is trying to hand me the wrong end of the scoot stick.

by arch delux April 4, 2011

ubi stick

A baseball bat used for bearing people up.

I will get to you with my ubi stick! You won’t survive once I’ve finished with whooping yo ass!

by Mesafromgoodlongtime May 23, 2023

Whistling Sticks

Southwestern border slang for fingers.

Gina warned Tesco not to get his Whistling Sticks caught in the closing door.

by Swyper May 4, 2022

Asda stick

A device carried by many people who shop at Asda. Intended to indicate some form of disability which may or may not actually be present. Commonly used by benefits claimants to bolster their claims.

Why aren't any of those people with walking sticks limping Mummy ? Those are just wasters with Asda sticks son.

by Ophiucus October 3, 2020

Stick girl

Very thin girl, you look at her and know you'd have no problem carrying her around.

Me: Yooo look at that Stick girl over there
Friend: I can't believe you can find her attractive, she barely has any tits!

by TypicalLaman September 2, 2019

stick wink

When you can feel your tampon peeking out of your vagina.

Woman 1: I am rocking a major stick wink right now.
Woman 2: Oh god, do you need me to come to the bathroom with you?
Woman 1: Yeah, I might need another one;

by fingeringtrash September 10, 2018