Cheese State

A undiscovered land to the north where cheese is rumored to be plucked off of tries and where wine, beer and other alcoholic substances flow through freely.
Guy1: "Have you heard of the fabled 'cheese state'?"
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."
by Flare! April 14, 2020
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State Farm switch

When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.
Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL
by DVillan October 12, 2020
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The Golden State

Imperial Felch Masters often use this term to describe the states of either Colorado or Oregon.
"The Golden State Warriors are from Colorado, or Oregon, right Simon?"
by Tyner Bucket May 16, 2007
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