shit on your own doorstep

A relationship of any form between you and a person you know is going to cause trouble. Especialy true if you know the releationship has little or no meaning/future but you want to string it out anyway even though its gonna cause shit ex-girlfriend/boyfriend, friend of a brother/sister, close workmate or enemy of best mate are usually the other person

you shit on your own doorstep big time there bob... its all turned to crap and you still have to work with her till the end of the summer

by uglypoo July 26, 2009

Shit on my balls

1. When a girl is riding you and she shits (whether accidentally or intentionally) on your balls. This is considered to be the greatest fear of select men.

2. Can also be said when something unexpected or bad happens.

1. Guy 1: This girl was riding me like stallion and her ass aids landed right on my testicles.

Guy 2: Wow... Did you rub her face in it so she knew not to do it again?

2. Shit on my balls I just stubbed my toe.

by Berkut143346 May 17, 2010

shit dicked

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.

1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."

by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006

shit missile

An unbelievably hard and most likely long shit that comes out of one's ass. The pain experience by "firing off" a shit missile is second to only explosive diarrhea and an assplosion. This is an immense amount of shit that forces tiself to come out in the most painful way possible.

A loud "spelunk" noise will occur when the missile has left the firing chamber.

The etymology of this term dates back not long ago when Metroid Prime 3: Corruption came out for the Wii. Since Samus's gunship was actually good for something other than saving and reloading this time, it shot missiles that were greatly helpful, yet majorly under used. The term "ship missile" is quite similar to "shit missile", and either a mispronunciation or a misspelling brought "Shit missile" to use.

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET ME IN THE DAMNED BATHROOM, I HAVE TO LAUNCH A SHIT MISSILE!

(afterwards)

MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Son of a bitch, that hurt. *looks down*

Holy shit! It looks a meter long!

by DEC42 March 13, 2008

shit ape

1. n; a person who scratches his or her body constantly like an ape.
2. a person who always begs for food and takes your drink without permission

1. fuck! that shit ape won't stop scratching himself!!
2. shit! Randy is such a shit ape! he took my food again!!!

by Alex,Sam,David,Ernest March 16, 2009

shit city

A particular place, town, city, gathering, bar ect... The people hanging out in a shit city are what make "it" such a shitty place to be. This "place" lacks tack, manors, honesty, integrity and respect for oneself and others (even one friends). People that "live" in a shit city often make fun of people (strangers, familiar faces, apparent friends, even relatives) outloud to make their own pathetically boring dirt filled lifestyles less visible to others. Often when shit city folks call others harmful names they are intellectually unaware of their own degrading characteristics, often mirroring/mimicking the same character flaws. They succeed in a cunning mind game of who can come up with the "best" derogatory statements while consequently detaching themselves from any moral obligations to society. Eventually shit citiers pull the wool over their own eyes leaving them to be nothing more than an uninformative gossip consumed mouth.

Fortunately these type of people are completely extinct! haha

Shit talking as if your still in high school

Shhhhhhhhhhh "shit city"

by it could be worse June 28, 2009

shit grenade

a piece of shit that is flung across a room at high speed and hits a fan and explodes on everyone.

dude wtf that shit grenade almost hit me!!

by harrison kass December 28, 2007