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School Book

A heavy book that contains boring shit that you cant understand, inside you will find the following:
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages
Billy wished his school would buy new School Books with their money. Today when he opened his science textbook, a cockroach popped out from page 176.
by Herp and Smerp August 31, 2011
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The Doon School

An elite all-boys boarding school in northern India (often called the Indian Eton by the press, much to its dismay), which has produced famous politicians, journalists, writers, artists, and, quite often, self-entitled brats who think they run the country. Or they should run the country.
The Doon School governance model has come to an end, and the country is now led by a man of the people.

The Indian literary landscape is infested with the Doon School diaspora.

She's going out with a Doon School boy? My sympathies
by Slemixton January 4, 2022
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Middle School

The deepest pit in the pits of hell that children between the ages of 11-14 are forced to visit for 7 hours/day 5 days/week. Home of acne, drama, periods, discrimination, drugs, labels, bullying, etc.
by mbkt10903 December 13, 2013
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Yardleys School

A place in which, kids (99.8% of Asian descent and 0.2% fish) go to school and get shouted at by the big boogey man - Basra (someone who hasn't been laid in a long time) and learn totall nothing apart from whether Hassan or Usman has loza.
Ee, have you heard of that place - 'Yardleys School' ? I heard that the bengali (fish) girl gave head.
by TheBestAce May 29, 2019
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high school

The perfect setting for the 15 buhgillion high school drama. and the only place where a 30 year old actor can play an 18 year old.
Girl: Did you catch "High School Drama" last night.

Guy : no

Girl: well, lindsey was caught sleeping with Jeff, Tiffany's boyfriend and they had this HUGE argument. OMG there is so much drama, the show is the best show ever.

Guy : Why do you need to see what happens everyday renacted on the television?

Girl: Because Jeff is really hot.

Guy : Gesh
by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005
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middle school

A place where all your hopes of life are crushed, burned and buried. Where kids pressure you to do drugs and lose your virginity. Where kids trip you in the hall and make fun of your puberity covered face. living hell fuckkkin teachers lie and get you in trouble fer no reason. cause most of them are on crack themselves.. hardd;;; thts just how it is.
kid1: damnnn!
kid2: what?
kid1: i see ponies,,, O_o
kid2: are you fucking high?
kid1: ahhhhheee ponny.
kid2: where the hell did you get drugs man?
kid1: mr. bachmann.
kid2: from wherrre?
kid1: middle school....
kid2: wtf.
by [[lover in hell. January 20, 2009
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grade school

From kindergarten to grade eight, or it is sometimes called "elementary school".
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!" - Marla Singer, Fight Club
by Athena Kay September 22, 2004
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