K-ringe

when kdrama (broadly speaking) are cringe.

-In the k drama she was like " I hate him " but she fell from a roof idk how and then the guy who was actually a vampire saved her . and you know the guy is soooo mysterious, he never loved anyone but the girl is of course special and unique so the fell in love, how unexpected ( he fell for her haha)!!! This is so cute why can't I find guys like this in real like.

- he is a fucking vampire. and this is k-ringe

by manobal but read it manoban December 22, 2021

Elden Ring

An engagement ring that a much older sponsor (ex. sugar daddy, sugar mommy, or glucose guardian) uses to propose marriage to a much younger sugar baby or gold digger.

Did you hear about Emma? Her sugar mommy is like 40 years older than her, so I was shocked when I saw her wearing an elden ring on her finger!
"That's nothing. The ring that Blake has is from when he married a sugar daddy that was 80 years older than him. That old dude died the night after the wedding. That's a REAL elden ring."

by Too tired to choose March 30, 2022

Mid ring

Dude 1: You know that game Mid ring?

Dude 2: Oh you mean Elden Ring, yeah what about it.

Dude 1: It's a copy and paste of dark souls 3, but there's one new move, jump.

Dude 2: Mid Ring...

"Mid Ring sucks so bad, I rated it -0/10, and refunded it."

by fatmanfullofhate April 10, 2022

Wok ring

When your fiancé’s penis is the size of the engagement ring he got you (which is so puny)

Did you see her wok ring? It was so tiny I had to squint in order to catch a glimpse of it

by LittleCC November 4, 2021

Ring Around The Rosie

1. Ring Around The Rosie. Usually considered to be when you take an injured goose by its neck and twirl it around till its dead.

Grab that goose and give it the ring around the rosie.

by SuburbanSlayers November 9, 2021

Idiot Ring

An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,

Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.

by DaddyMortal November 10, 2021

Fish Ring

Slang for the female genitalia. More commonly known as vagina, minge, or pussy. Sometimes referred to as fanny. Oftentimes named vajayjay, Penis fly trap, goochie, Minky, or simply hole.

Fish ring is the less misogynistic term referring to ur girls gooch, and will drive every woman absolutely cray cray.

By Jove, that lassie over there has quite a fetching fish ring

by Bingus12345 November 13, 2021