80 pound cake

Small, around 80 pounds, see pound cake definition for more…

“Danna, you are a nice lil 80 pound cake!”

by Tupi003 December 19, 2023

pig pounder

when Addison goes to the bar to hang out with the cute bartenders

Addison is planning to be a pig pounder tonight

by Crane Robets January 12, 2024

Half pound

A fat wringer ready to be cranked.

You think you can crank this half pound

by Danwit February 17, 2024

pint pounder

Someone who loves a good pint (of beer). This person drinks pints often and quickly.

“That Michael is a real pint pounder ey? Ah but sure it’s his birthday, let the man drink! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL MC!!”

by thedumbbummblebee February 26, 2024

Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

third-pounder

a special burger that McDonald's did in the eighties where a burger had of a had a third of a pound of meat instead of a fourth of a pound, which is why the burger is named the third-pounder. It turns out the majority of participants incorrectly believed one-third of a pound was actually smaller than a quarter of a pound, so it was briefly discontinued

1. wow this third-pounder is so big compared to the quarter-pounder!

by Nay Gigger April 25, 2024