dirty potato

The origin of the word is found in the culinary world where one mashes a potato while keeping the skin crushed along with the potato, thus making the potato seem to be "dirty." However, when eating these potatoes along side a girl who is strikingly beautiful but suspiciously anxious to hop in bed, one can clearly make the connection that is the definition of a "dirty potato." As you gaze at the soft, pleasant, tasteful aspects of the potato one can look up and find similarly beautiful aspects of the woman. However, when you get a taste of that sometimes bitter, unclean, downtrodden from years in the dirt only to be pulled from the ground to be enjoyed as a breif taste sensation... but suprisingly delightful and pleasing, only think back to the night before, when you both were engaged in the most vile and depraved acts of sexual misconduct you were ever lucky enough to be a part of, and one will finally see the true meaning of "dirty potato."

Good Lord, she did that?!!!?!??!

What a f***ing DP (Dirty Potato)!!!

2 quotes from one of the words creators:

"Yo, Im gonna be hittin' up some serious DP action tonight..."

"We're rollin' deep with DP's tonight."

by Kent Rockefeller April 6, 2004

pink potato

a pink potato is a person who thinks ther penis is larger than everyone else and are always big headed about stuff

ah he such a pink potato aint he

by shanus the anus 2k10 May 11, 2010

'Net potato

The Internet equivalent of a couch potato. A 'Net potato doesn't use the Internet for a specific purpose, he just moves from one URL to another, looking for anything to pass the time.

Guy 1. What are you doing online?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Surfing? Nobody "surfs" anymore. What are you actually doing?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Dude, you're a 'Net potato. Go read a book or something.

by Nate_V. October 19, 2010

cajun potato

A.K.A spicy anus- when your asshole swells like a potato after a spicy meal.

Man that peri peri chicken sure gave me a massive Cajun potato

by mearaomeara July 24, 2014

maximum potato

a phrase used by fuckboys whose preferred methods of flirting are repeatedly poking you on facebook and sending uninvited winky faces

fuckboy: "my cuddle function is set to maximum potato"

by narwhalmegan March 2, 2015

Outer Space Potato Man

A strange creature of unknown extra-terrestrial origin. Usually somewhat lumpy and brown.

I thought you were an outer space potato man.

by WHOM? September 25, 2009

Getting her sweet potato pie

Rubbing sweet potato mash on ones male counterparts nut sack and getting one or more ducks to then consume it and clean said nut sack.

He Shure is getting her sweet potato pie tonight.

by Demonthral April 8, 2019