pink potato

a pink potato is a person who thinks ther penis is larger than everyone else and are always big headed about stuff

ah he such a pink potato aint he

by shanus the anus 2k10 May 11, 2010

'Net potato

The Internet equivalent of a couch potato. A 'Net potato doesn't use the Internet for a specific purpose, he just moves from one URL to another, looking for anything to pass the time.

Guy 1. What are you doing online?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Surfing? Nobody "surfs" anymore. What are you actually doing?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Dude, you're a 'Net potato. Go read a book or something.

by Nate_V. October 19, 2010

cajun potato

A.K.A spicy anus- when your asshole swells like a potato after a spicy meal.

Man that peri peri chicken sure gave me a massive Cajun potato

by mearaomeara July 24, 2014

maximum potato

a phrase used by fuckboys whose preferred methods of flirting are repeatedly poking you on facebook and sending uninvited winky faces

fuckboy: "my cuddle function is set to maximum potato"

by narwhalmegan March 2, 2015

Outer Space Potato Man

A strange creature of unknown extra-terrestrial origin. Usually somewhat lumpy and brown.

I thought you were an outer space potato man.

by WHOM? September 25, 2009

Getting her sweet potato pie

Rubbing sweet potato mash on ones male counterparts nut sack and getting one or more ducks to then consume it and clean said nut sack.

He Shure is getting her sweet potato pie tonight.

by Demonthral April 8, 2019

fuck that potato’s raw

Meaning “raw” as in retarded and “potato” as in person. The term therefore implying someone as a “retarded vegetable”

Coming back from a conversation with a stupid person and telling your mates “fuck that potato’s raw” meaning he is a extremely dumb person.

by Mr potato head June 22, 2019