JFK bag

a $50 bag of weed, for the rich or elite potheads.

(JFK is the president on the 50 cent piece.)

...50 cent the Half Dollar, not rapper you idiot.

Equivalencies (hurts to do this but I know someone is confused):

5 Dime bags = 1 JFK bag
10 Nikel bags = 1 JFK bag
Dealer: Hello citizen, what can I get for you today? Nickel bag? Dime Bag?
L33T Smoker: Fuck that, hook me up with a JFK bag.
Dealer: That will be $50 kind sir, would you like paper or plastic?
by Jakeaway XVI July 11, 2008
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Yam Bag

The sack that hangs between the males legs and swings in the breeze.
Did you get to suck his big yam bags? Nothing like the feel of yam bags slapping your ass during a good porking.
by mARCYH September 11, 2006
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bag licker

simply : a male that likes to enjoy a refreshing, tasty scrotum..... ie. Steve Parkin
Stay away you bag licker, oh sorry, I thought you were Steve Parkin.
by The Babysat July 18, 2004
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tea bag

latin: coleus gustatus
In this simple fetish, the man repeatedly dips his testicles into the open mouth of his lover or passed-out friend, in a motion similar to dipping a tea bag into a cup of hot water.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Republicans want to sully the good name of the Tea Bag by associating it with tax revolt parties. But this aggression will not stand. We must demand that the president sign into law that the only definition of Tea Bag is to dunk your nads in somebody's mouth.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
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speed bag

To slap one's testicles across another individual's face (esp. forehead). Similar to tea bagging, however in this case the sack is not rested on the deponent, but rather used as an instrument of assault.
Speed bagging is often done to humiliate and/or shame the person upon which it is inflicted. It is also valuable for its humorous quality.
This activity is solely engaged in between males, and would be frowned upon as vulgar and inappropriate if executed upon a female. As with tea-bagging, this act is never considered homoerotic, although the deponent might be derided as a "fag" anyway.
The next time you black out I'm gonna fuckin speed bag your faggot ass, you fuckin light-weight.
by Dixon St. Grottlesex July 10, 2006
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bag of hammers

An insult referring to either the stupidity/low intelligence of another, or the uselessness of an idea, remark, or person.
Other than giving a mean blowjob and wasting money on food for me, that nuthugger is worth about as much as a bag of hammers.

When she opens her mouth, it sounds like someone just dropped a bag of hammers on a cold, concrete floor.
by Juice March 10, 2005
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douche bag

(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. Jason Mraz
1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2. That douche bag is still peddling his corny tripe on the radio.
by janet99 February 09, 2009
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