Eggs and bacon royal

When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.
She gave me the eggs and bacon Royal, best date of my life.
by Themergener September 04, 2017
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clean as a peeled egg

having a clean record; where nothing can be used against a person or give someone else a reason to cause him trouble
Kathleen: Well, maybe it's something you've forgotten, something stuck away in the back of your mind.
Brad: No, I'm clean as a peeled egg. No debts, no angry husbands, no payouts, nothing.
Kathleen: Well, people don't just go around committing murder and frame-ups for the fun of it.
-The Dark Corner, 1946
by scalibrini August 19, 2007
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Mississippi Deviled Egg

The act of a Mississippi Deviled Egg begins with a female taking a raw egg and absorbing it into her birth canal. She leaves it in there for a week. By doing this, it makes the egg become hard boiled. Next, she and her male partner proceed into copulation, cracking the shell. When the male is close to ejaculation, he pulls out and the girl gives birth to the hard boiled egg; usually, at this time, it is in pieces. Lastly, the male splooges onto the egg bits; thus making a Mississippi Deviled Egg.
The other day, my girl let me give her a Mississippi Deviled Egg. Her snatch smelled like rotten eggs for days, but it was so worth it.
by shecallsmedaddy18 November 21, 2017
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The Human Pickled Egg

It is the name for a girl who is a wild character and loves to have a cainful evening on a friday night in the Gardinerz.
"The Human Pickled Egg", also, "The Picken", or "Jordan", loves to deck herself to Lady GaGa on a weekend after being severelly skullcapped for the smallest fee available!
by thehumanpickledegg February 15, 2009
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Freeze Your Eggs

Relax, slow down, show patience.....as in a woman freezing her eggs for future pregnancy
You don't even graduate this year, you need to Freeze Your Eggs yo
by Eddie O Spaghetti O April 11, 2008
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Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.
Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.
by Bruce Bo December 09, 2019
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Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."
by BornBlitzed February 04, 2018
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