spaghetti penis

1) A penis that has been in a moist area long enough that it feels heavily saturated, almost like a spaghetti noodle.

2) A long, thin, and flaccid penis.

1) She gave me a real spaghetti penis last night.

2) I don't think I'll call him back; he had a spaghetti penis.

by robulastage May 2, 2010

Jesus Penis

When any male has a tattoo of Jesus inscribed upon their penis in any location.

Done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. "Can you feel that? You have Jesus inside you."

Woman: "Oh, Jim! That feels fantastic!"
Jim: "I knew getting a Jesus Penis was a great idea. Doesn't sex always feel better when you've got Jesus inside you?"
Woman: "DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!"

by RaptorJesus666 December 5, 2009

penis twiggler

The act of rolling one's tongue on a penis, as you would roll your r's when speaking Spanish.

Last night, I asked Kevin to give me a penis twiggler, and he was very excited and willing to do it.

by The Freak and Fantasia September 19, 2008

penis mouth

When a girl is done giving you a blowjob. She now has penis mouth.

ewww i don't wanna kiss you, you have penis mouth.

by The inventor123 May 27, 2006

Penis Flytrap

(n.) 1. the act of performing oral sex on a man that involves a horrific amount of teeth. 2. the actual mouth of the person performing said action.

Jack was excited about Jill's intentions as she knelt down, but he was soon to experience the painful, tooth-filled wrath of her Penis FlyTrap.

by prockstar November 19, 2010

penis attack

A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.

Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.

"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"

by AnJaHC May 23, 2006

penis music

penis music

penis music

by ComfyDev August 25, 2021