long headed

someone who either

a) has a long head
b) you want to insult and don’t have anything to insult them with

Jessica: your such a long headed idiot
Megan: •_•

by um....yeh October 3, 2019

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The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019

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A Vietnamese/Chinese generally given to males who are big-brained. Long is quiet and invested in what he does, whatever it may be. Like most Asians, Long is gifted in comparison to his white counterparts. Although Long prefers going solo, he will not shy away from group scenarios or an opportunity to expand his social circle.

Random person: What's your name?
Long: Long
Random person: Lol?
Long: Long
Random person: LhOnGh (with an obvious accent)
Long: No, it's literally Long, L-O-N-G
Random person: :-o
*awkward silence*

by foxynips October 13, 2019

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long nips

When the temperature reaches below the level of comfort and your nips grow three times the size

James: Wow! Its cold out

Michael: Oh yeah it is, I got me long nips.

by Spicy_Meatballlz May 14, 2018

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long orange

A massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive schlong

I have a long orange

by Karakas March 28, 2018

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