Dekalb Middle School

A wack-ass school in the middle of nowhere in Indiana, where the students do drugs, the teachers can't teach (aside from the good ones), and the food tastes like pressure-washed garbage coated with horse shit. The school pretends to care about bullying and social issues but doesn't give a shit unless you play a sport. The music program is nice though.

Mom: You have to go to Dekalb Middle School
Literally any sensible human: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by ThatOneRedHeadGuy March 1, 2022

Middle School (Slut)

Any slut who goes to Middle School

man that middle school done gave me best blow i ever had!!!

by i got bigger balls that ur mama!!! BURN@@!! December 16, 2003

Pennbrook Middle School

one of the best middle schools in the world.

I wish I went to Pennbrook Middle School!

by btrfan July 3, 2011

Jones Middle School

JMS is described as the gayest school on Earth. Jones is popluated by annoying little kids, strict administrators, and a Homosexual principle.

Fag: Hey guys, you wanna go to Jones Middle School?
People: no lets go eat dog poop instead

by Larsonarypopularisyouinta October 23, 2008

Adams Middle School

To most, it is a small school in a small town in a small state on the East Coast. But, to a select few, it is a haven for all things awesome. Classes include: Break-Dancing, Becoming a Ninja 101, Sword Swallowing 101, Puerto-Rican Fence Jumpers (P.F.G.), and kitten/puppy care (for the ladies).
Staff includes: Bob & Terry
Cafeteria food: rocks, raw eggs, and our very own moon-shine!

It is said to be so awe-inspiring that newcomers must wear goggles to keep their eyes from falling out

Tour Guide: And here is Adams Middle School
Exchange Student: My Eyes!!!!!!!!!Ada

by pseudilicious December 11, 2009

Fight For Middle Earth

The act of fighting one of your friends, and yelling "For Middle Earth!!" The loser normally limps away in defeat and no longer is considered to be part of the group until the next victim is chosen.

Kyle: You want to fight for middle earth for the last chicken sandwich?

George: (Cowering) Just take it.

by JebbyS February 13, 2008

Creekside Middle School

Creekside Middle School is a bunch of bitchy Girls who act like they are in their period 24/7. The girls at creekside are like living Barbie dolls thy are so fake and they really love having fake friends too. All the girls their feed off of a bunch of guys who are obsessed with their dicks. All the guys at creekside also have egos as big as their dick (wich isn’t saying much). Not to mention every guy at CMS has a penis the size of a toothpick. One quick thing to note is that the Barbie dolls love to give guys blow jobs(wich is highly impossible consodering the size of each guys dick). Overall the school needs some serious help and the nurse should start giving out free STD test.

“Omg did u here about how that girl from Creekside Middle School and how she gave 10 guys a blowjob?”

“No but I heard that Creekside Middle School has a collection of living barbie dolls!!!”

by Horse101 April 23, 2018