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Birchland Park Middle School 

Birchland Park Middle School is a Middle School (duh) located in East Longmeadow. The school teaches grade levels 6-8, and has some very talented students. However, there are some problem students. Among those in the problem category are pathetic list makers, stuck up girls, annoying guys who won't leave you alone, and even some of the teachers. The substitutes seem to hate children, except one, but he left to sub at another school. So besides the pluses of being at a "high-class" school with average teachers, the students are what make the school so horrible.
Man, I wish I could go to Birchland Park Middle School, but I couldn't deal with the pathetic no life losers.
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Eastern Middle School 

A good school that has a few bad students that every middle school will have. They have a very good magnet program that will make a college graduate, not a loser like the other people that post about ems.
Hey, have you heard about her sister that went to eastern middle school?

Yeah, didnt she just graduate from columbia university?

Yep. Now shes going to usc in california. Thats so great.

farmwell station middle school 

Farmwell station middle school is a fairly large school in Ashburn, Virginia. More specifically in the richest county in the country... loudoun county. The girls at this school are either very preppy wearing expensive Hollister and pacsun clothes and pink yoga pants and pearls or they are just in the " bad kid" group where they are predominately Spanish and don't care about school..only guys and typically girl drama. There is also a group of the artsy kids who dance or like to be in school plays. Then there are just the outcasts. And no one can forget the incident where eighth graders decided to bring pot brownies to school. The guys also rock bieber haircuts or Buzz cuts. They wear polos and occasionally khaki pants but they love lacrosse shorts. Farmwell is just a total rich school kids school
A farmwell station middle school student: "if you shop at target, you too cheap to be my friend."

pyle middle school 

the worst fucking school in montgomery county! to crowded and suck ass teachers!!! everyone who goes there is either a slut bitch, jock, or all-around asssssholllle. PYLE SUCKS!!!!!! DO'NT GO THERE!!!! IT'S FILLED WITH RICH,WHITE POSERS AND UGLY SLUTTY BITCHES!!!!!!
I left pyle cuz it sucked ass.

moorestown middle school 

the worst place ever.
so much drama and stupid sluts.
guys arent hot
teachers are losers
food sucks
fun times!

dont worry little 6th graders it will all be over in 2 years
stay strong frosh!
dont order the little hot pizza things they are nasty

"Yo yo yo moorestown middle school is gay!"

Dolan Middle School 

Eastern Middle School 

A middle school surrounded by ghetto people. These can be illegal people. Most students get raped or seduced everyday. Drugs, pregnancy, and illegal activities are all normal at Eastern Middle School. If the school had no Magnet Program, it would be entirely ghetto. Eastern is full of rich Potomac kids, stuck up Chevy Chasers, and other people. But simply, Eastern is a fucked up, gang banging, school to learn, full of fish holes.
Adult 1: Hey, I haven't seen you since I caught you selling drugs at Eastern Middle School!

Adult 2: Yeah I know. What's your job?

Adult 1: I'm a teacher at Blair HS.

Adult 2: Cool, I'm a part time rapist and a part time prostitute. Man, Eastern taught me good,

Adult 1: (WALKS AWAY)