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juli

una puta de mierda hija de puta de mierda igual que todas las demas putas de mierda
juli is a fucking put ad emierda
by tu madre puta de mierda May 14, 2020
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july 26th, 2024, 7:14 pm

the exact time of when i wrote this. literally exact.
guy 1: exactly what time is it?
guy 2: july 26th, 2024, 7:14 pm.
by jsavy July 26, 2024
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July 1st

If u were born on this day , you’re a sexy ass mf , your hot asf , you are a very nice person and your a bit sensitive but harsh at the same time , you have that one bestie that u rely on everything for , you have good intentions for people , good at keeping secrets , your a genuine soul, your very funny , you have great style and your really smart.
“yooo it’s my bday tdy … “

bestiee .. it’s that day of they year (july 1st) ..”
by cza_ January 20, 2022
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July 4th

The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..
Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.
by kristof69 November 24, 2021
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July 28

People named jason have the biggest dick on this day
1: today july 28

2: that means jason has a big dick

1: yeah we should totally bang him
by Ur mom has a big bbc July 27, 2022
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No Poop July

In the pandemic, a cornball on TikTok posted a video that said that supposedly, Would not poop for a month. Even tought he faked it. The trend "#nopoopjuly#" spreaded rapidly. This trend revived 2 TIMES.

I really hope #nopoopjuly does not return..!
Cornball:Yo, im going to do no poop july
Guy:what?
Cornball:yes, im not sh**ing for a month
Guy:SEE Y0u 0N Th3 0TH3r SID3
by XD_1234 September 19, 2025
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July 11

July 11th is heather Samaan’s birthday
I the almost july 11th, that’s Heather Samaan’s birthday!
by Gdhdbdjbdve July 10, 2021
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