The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!
The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.
by barbecuechipz March 20, 2017
Get the The Finger Ringmug. by Coc ring January 3, 2022
Get the Cock ringmug. What da horned leader of da "fire -'n' brimstone" afterlife-world --- i.e., "da other place" --- repeatedly asked Don Juan as dozens of said dame-dallier's former-fling-females were paraded past him to see if he could recall their names.
Maybe if Don Juan had actually gone through with one of his many engagements --- i.e., allowed da "wedding bells" to ring --- he would not have had to eventually endure being queried, "Ring any belles?"
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
Get the Ring any belles?mug. by dotzw :( June 14, 2022
Get the No super bowl ringsmug. The nose ring theory suggests that a woman wearing a nose ring is often perceived as displaying higher levels of emotional instability, confrontational behavior, and unresolved personal trauma, which some believe she has internalized in a way that significantly influences her personality.
Simple definition:
The Nose Ring Theory is the humorous idea that women with nose rings are more likely to be emotionally intense, dramatic, or have unresolved issues.
Simple definition:
The Nose Ring Theory is the humorous idea that women with nose rings are more likely to be emotionally intense, dramatic, or have unresolved issues.
The nose ring theory: one piercing away from a personality built on vibes, chaos, and unhealed trauma.
by johndoedefinesshit August 25, 2025
Get the nose ring theorymug. 
by Dumba55 June 15, 2021
Get the ring me drymug.