Green Balls

When a completely straight guy gets involuntarily aroused by another guy (not necessarily lustfully, simply arousal). A very awkward situation. Green balls cannot happen to a gay dude. One must be straight in order to get green balls.

"Jeff got green balls when Nathan reached over his lap to grab his soda."

by Aprice January 14, 2008

Green-Digger

A female that acquires cannibis due to her gender, as males will always be willing to get females high.

Clayton: "Hey Kelsey, how do you always get away with smoking for free?"
Kelsey: "Just because I have a vagina doesn't make me a green-digger!"

by Poke Smot A Lot February 19, 2009

green mist

the best type of weed ive had

i feel so awesome when i smoke that green mist

by unknownweed January 15, 2012

Green Key

the key to your mind, Marijuana.

John: Yo i'm feeling down man
Chris: use the green key to free yourself man
*takes puff*
John: I think i'm gonna be alright.
Chris: <3 no homo

by [ese]Zet October 25, 2009

green roses

this is a colloquial term for the dollar bills you give to a prostitute; it is used in order to throw police who may be listening in.

As I walked out after dicking down my hooker she said, " leave the green roses on the counter."

by Buttsexbetty February 14, 2014

green moth

n. usually a referance of insult towards a person who is very simple. A person who does things, or behaves in such a way that others would think them very immature or ridiculous. This term is used because it is assumed that a green moth is one of the most simple and unintelligent creatures.

1)Aaron is such a green moth, poor guy.

2)What are you? A green moth? Friggin idiot.

by Bodhistarr August 21, 2006

Green Day

1) A day for only smoking pot.
2) An amazingly awesome punk-rock band that started in the mid-80's. With Billie Joe Armstrong (Guitarist; lead vocals), Mike Pritchard, AKA Mike Dirnt (Bassist; back-up vocals) Tre Cool (Percussion), and back-ups Jason Freese and John White. They have 9 studio albums: 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours, Kerplunk!, Dookie, Insomniac, Nimrod, Warning, Shenanigans, American Idiot, and 21st Century Breakdown. Plus other contemplation albums and CD/DVD's.

a.Many new wave teen lovers are posers.

b.Many people have also thought that they have sold-out, and won't listen to the new stuff.
c. People who think that they only have 2 albums.
BTW: I am a 13 year old girl, who heard of them from my brother who only thought they had American Idiot. I went and listened to Kerplunk! from a friend, and absolutely fell in love with them! Warning, which will complete my collection, is coming in the mail this week!

1) There was nothing to do, so me and my buddies had a green day

2)

a. Girl- I lOvE gReEnDaY!!!1 21 GuNs Is SuCh A gOoD SoNg!!!1 BiLlY jO Is SoOo HaWt!!!!
Me- It's Green Day.... Have you heard 80? It's good too.... And Billie Joe is hot....
Girl- WhAtS aN 80???/
Me- Nevermind....
b. Me-Have you heard Green Day's new album?
Guy- Naw man, Green Day's sold-out now! I only listen to the old stuff!
Me-OK then....
c. My brother....

by Joy_Bunnies April 4, 2011