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Car-bro-loading

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.
Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.
by AMc799 December 18, 2011
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Car Commercial Band

A band who's music is seemingly made for the purpose of car commercials and is overall extremely shitty in any other setting.
I hate Imagine Dragons! They're a car commercial band.
by Stuff24 February 7, 2019
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Tuscan car wash

When you fill their vagina with cooked spaghetti noodles and they drag it across your face
We had some leftover spaghetti noodles last night, so we decided to have a Tuscan car wash
by MCM<3CJB March 22, 2023
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Mighty Car Mods

A amazing automotive YouTube channel about doing DIY modifications to cars, definitely one of the best car related channels on YouTube.
Person 1: Have you seen the new Mighty Car Mods video yet?
Person 2: yeah I watched it yesterday it was awesome!
by benjamin_exsits December 15, 2021
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Tesco Car Park

A kingdom, home to driver royalty such as King Papa Tomlinson III, he watches over his kingdom every night as he handbrake turns around the area whilst on balloons
by The corsa April 23, 2022
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Cheap-car-douche

Anybody who refuses to pay more then the bare minimum for a car so that whenever you buy a new car they can continually remind you that you overpaid. This also allows them to insinuate how hands on they are since they have to continually upkeep their POS.
“My brother in law Josh refuses to pay more then a $1,000 for a car so her can continually remind the family he hasn’t paid more then $1,000 for a car in years and that he works on his own cars. He’s a cheap-car-douche.”
by Sukudonym September 19, 2019
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Jacked Car Bomb

A potentially lethal cocktail of jack daniels and lighter fluid. Abreviated to JCB
Z: Yo man i need a Jacked Car Bomb up in here.

Bar tender: Is u crazy? Aiight
by Your Name is Blank April 27, 2010
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