United States

The richest and greatest nation to ever exist in the history of the world. First Nation to use basic common sense for laws and policies. Number 1 military and entertainment industry. Countless technology and medical breakthroughs. And most importantly freedom and justice for all.

The United States has the most gold medals in the Olympic Games

by USAKeepsEuropeAlive March 14, 2024

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Weber State University

A public university located in Ogden, Utah. Founded in 1889 as the Weber Stake Academy, a Mormon High School, it became a junior college in 1933, a 4 year college in 1964 and a full university in 1991. Its mascot is the Wildcat, and some famous alumni include NBA Great Damian Lillard, Founder of Marriott Hotels J. Willard Marriott and creator of the synthetic diamond Tracy Hall.

"I go to Weber State University"

"What's that?"
"It's the school Damian Lillard went to"

"Oh ok"

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.9.Whoms Made The United States Of America Safe.9.

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I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

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Mississippi State Guard

The Mississippi State Guard is a State Defense Force (SDF) authorized by the Mississippi Constitution filled to the brim with fat cakes, mentally disabled men in their twenties, and Army wannabes that has not been activated since the days of Hurricane Katrina because Biloxi Police Officers found drunk "soldiers" and personal firearms including fully automatic rifles and other weapons at a "special-needs" shelter. Those "soldiers" then left their post after having their weapons confiscated.

“Yeah, he didn’t join the Army—he joined the Mississippi State Guard and now won’t shut up about it on Facebook.”

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United States of America

Commonly referred to as America by a majority of people (not to be confused with the Americas, a region/continent depending on where you live).
The United States of America or United States for short, is a country in North America. It borders Canada to the North and Mexico to the South.
Commonly used as a scapegoat by foreigners to make themselves feel better about the problems in their country.
Merica' has contributed a lot to the world, yet there are still some incels that think the world would be better off without it.

Foreigner: America is not a country! It is a continent!
Normal person: Don't act like you don't know we mean the United States of America.

Random guy: My crush just rejected me! It's all the fault of that pesky United States of America.
Other guy: Stop blaming a place you've never stepped foot in for all your problems you bigot.

by Thecoolesttoucanever October 28, 2023

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