Fat Joe

Slang For an erection.

Your dad had a Fat Joe last night.

by Tom, Paul, Damon, Meagen, Alysa October 4, 2004

fat tony

a really really really ridiculously large line of cocaine

hey boys lets do a fat tony

if i do this fat tony my head wont be right for a month

by Fat tony II April 1, 2008

You're fat

A phrase jealous fat people or slutty skinny people say to normal people.

Often used by air-heads who think they're perfect

Miley Cyrus: "Dude, omg, you're fat!"

Normal Person: "I wouldn't be talking"

by 112358132135 November 3, 2010

fat white

Refers to the overweight barrow house member. Who eats a lot..

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

fat on the couch

Common condition affecting married women.
Scientists have proven that a combination of diamond/gold wedding rings and wedding cake lead to your once attractive girlfriend (Now wife) getting Fat On The Couch. This woman who once took care of herself and made efforts to dress sexy and wear make-up, now rarely moves her fat ass off the couch. This condition is triggered by the chemical interaction of the wedding rings and cake and leads to the woman feeling secure knowing she can let her body go to hell because if her husband divorces her, she gets half his stuff.

My buddy's ex-wife got fat on the couch less than a year after they got married. He got tired of screwing a fat slob so got himself a hottie on the side. He kicked the fat bitch to the curb, but she took half his stuff.

by Tank178 November 7, 2005

Fat Phony

def:A mysterious object which can be used in many situations, some believe it is a synonym for penis

Origin: Fat kid on playground wearing a lego starwars shirts

"Well...you suck fat phony!"

"Yo, come look at my new fat phony I got at the store."

"I want a fat phony for my birthday!"

by Uberluke5000 March 25, 2009

holy fat

An exclamation said when someone eats too much, implying that they are going to become fat.

I just ate 7 cheeseburgers, holy fat!

by xasdfx September 1, 2003