Hump and Dump

A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee

Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?

Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump

by 😂bitchin! November 09, 2017

Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by January 13, 2021

the dump podcast

One of the stupidest fucking things I’ve heard off.

Boy 1: Bro love our dumpship and the dump podcast
Boy 2: No bro. love it when you fist my dump hole

by Dumpy Dump Disaster February 28, 2023

zombie dump

when one strains making noises akin to a zombie while deficating.

I can hear Jazmyne in the bathroom taking a wicked zombie dump.

by Dr. Dre Denido May 03, 2015

base dumping

When someone takes a poop or a "dump" off of a really tall building.

Person 1: let's do something fun. Person 2: like what? Person 1: how about we go base dumping

by Kadin Ellis October 19, 2015

Dump-Flush

The smell right after you flush a fresh hot dump.

Guy 1: hey man, does it ever smell after you’ve flushed a dump?
Guy 2: Yea man, smells like dump-flush!

by Panda143 April 18, 2021

Super Saiyan Dump

When you take a shit all so mighty that you may hit your head on a wall or floor.Then as you process to shit your penis is in the toilet water and as you flush it gets sucked and swirled in the water below.

When i was at Camp I took The Biggest Super Saiyan dump and it felt gross

by cosmicgaming January 29, 2016