Douche Baggins

A nerd that just so happens to be a professional in douche baggery

Nerd: Sup girl wanna suck on my lightsaber

Girl: Omg leave me alone Douche Baggins

by NiggerMcDicker69 January 14, 2015

Spelling douche

Morgan Krause. Un-wanted or un-needed correcting of text messages.

Stop correcting me you spelling douche, I hate texting. Call me!

by Hadidit May 4, 2018

douche humor

Daniel Tosh.

Daniel Tosh's Tosh.0 is pure douche humor.

by 00_kymavr_00 September 19, 2016

Douche Bag

a person who is rude and will make a perfect punching bag when irritated

I need to practice with my douche bag, i need a better punch

by PANDAHlOVER December 17, 2014

Douche canoe

A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend

Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe

Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce

Person 1. True and he can't get a girl

by Tgrizzlyxx123 September 4, 2017

Douche Cano

When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina

bro i Douche Canoed my girl last night and now she’s pregnant!

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

Douche Wag

Someone who is a douche bag but has swag

Damn boys got douche wag

by Elmo Swag July 3, 2011