Cum Knife

When a certain person steals a knife from their kitchen and shoves it up their cunt, hides it behind their bed and to keep it more hidden puts an Aizawa body pillow over it.

"Yo, did you know they totally have a cum knife"
"What? No way!"

by AsraLeGay March 7, 2021

puddle of cum

The best insult in human history no other insult can match it

Fuck you, you puddle of cum
AW SHIT

by poopyman September 16, 2013

cum baby

a girl who is obsessed with cum

dan: omg becky is suck a cum baby she wants me to cum in her mouth every night

alex: damn she is just like sarah

by udhelp June 17, 2019

Pogo Cum

When a guy cums so fast it bounces around like a pogo stick.

Janice: Yesterday I almost lost my vision because of Jack's pogo cum!
Laura: AGAIN?!

by lacklusterstrcuture July 2, 2016

purple cum

cancer, usually caused by intercourse with a Tianna.

keep your legs crossed, you don't want purple cum.

by gingie.hippie May 8, 2017

mozzarella cum

The kind of ultra stretchy and sticky cum that only exists in anime and manga.

She was totally covered in that mozzarella cum which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.

by AgentColdShadow November 15, 2016

cum bits

The nasty dried up jizz left over after you pull out of your girls glory hole.

ie. Dude, there's some cum bits on the couch.

My girl had cum bits in her hair when I came in her face.

Usage:
What the fuck? There's cum bits all over my bed!

by Rotary boyz CT January 24, 2014