why is my bus driver playing mitski

a term originating from a tiktok video from user dannydawg95 filming themselves with a concerning shade of red on their face asking why their bus driver is playing a song by singer-songwriter Mitski, with a comment saying “I have a better question”. so basically it means asking a different question when there’s a clear elephant in the room

Person 1: I have a Pixar theory. Ian Lightfoot from Onward is the lovechild of Remy and Linguini from Ratatouille.
Person 2: Isn’t that a Disney theory?
Person 1: “why is my bus driver playing mitski” ahh question

by number31intaminglazer June 13, 2025

Premium Bus-Bus

When something is so unbelievably bussing that it is considered to be premium bus-bus

Those nerds gummy clusters were premium bus-bus

by porsche girl September 26, 2023

Sushi Bus

A vehicle full of Asians. Most often found in high tourists areas such as national parks, urban cities, and random bougie shopping malls

“Oh no, here comes a sushi bus. I hope the park rangers can keep their cool”

“We’ll wait for the next one, I don’t want to get on the sushi bus”

by TTRL2315 April 26, 2024

school bus

a prison on wheels but never enough seating room

Guy 1: hey look its the prison bus that speeds down the street every monday and friday

Guy 2: what? prison bus, whats that?

Guy 1: that yellow hell lookin car, a school bus obviously.

by Kawaii~Dot October 31, 2022

Bus

A big car basically.

the bus ran over him.

by realro April 22, 2022

stuffing a bus

"Stuffing a bus" verb

1. Fucking a fat person. This is the most used definition and more widely popular.

2. If you didn't get it the first time either review #1.

For example stuffing a bus is used as so.
"Dude I stuffed a bus last night."

"Dude that's so sick how big was the bus?"
"Fuck man the bus was like my 600 pound life."

by 🦄unicorn🦄 December 2, 2016

Bus Driver

Dumping a load in somebody’s ass. They’re now transporting an ass load of kids.

Man, last night I turned my girl over and finished in her ass. Turned her into a bus driver!

by Navydoc23 January 24, 2025