Jew

A terrible person and someone you should hate
Can be used as an insult

Ariel: Hi I'm jewish
Me: ew get out of here you gross jew

As an insult:

Billy: *takes my phone off the charger*
Me: put my phone back on the charger you jew

by Penis Mister November 12, 2025

Jew Potting

Putting a dollar inside the vagina or anus before having sex with a Jewish person.

“Hey man, last night me and Becky tried Jew Potting.”

by LiberatedSiN February 5, 2019

Gay Canadian Jew

One who is Gay, and a Canadian Jew at the same time.

Hey! Look over there, its a Gay Canadian Jew!

by Bolllocks June 30, 2024

Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 2, 2020

The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...

Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Jew Daycare

Any employment of a woman in the workforce.

Andy: Jane, nice to see you how are the kids?

Jane: Good!They're in Jew daycare during the week while I slave away for the man.

by Bikewasstolen June 22, 2025

White Power Jew

You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You try to brainwash us to think you're great
But you sell your stuff at a ridiculous rate
Your markups are a jewish amount
All you care about's your bank account

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew
White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew!

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023