Jacksonville, Alabama

A small town in Calhoun County, Alabama. The town is mostly made up of Jacksonville State University, which is mostly unremarkable except for it's internationally known marching band, The Marching Southerners.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Jacksonville, Alabama?
Guy 2: Isn't that the town with the college with the really great marching band?
Guy 1: Whoop Troy.

by TheRealSTL June 24, 2014

Alabama hot-seat

When you poop through the sun roof of a vehicle with kids in the backseat(s).

Pranked my neighbor's family with an Alabama hot-seat just as they were leaving for soccer practice

by got games? August 23, 2022

Alabama Gold Rush

When a non blonde has blond pubes, you have to pluck them out with your teeth.

Stacy has brown hair, don’t let that fool you, had to preform the Alabama Gold Rush to get rid of the blond pubes.

by Bobguyawesome December 1, 2022

Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.

Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!

by dirtybison November 17, 2021

The Alabama breathalyzer

An act of oral copulation where the male(or w.e.)takes a goatsie(see def.)position. The other partner will then orally populate from the rear position.

"Dude the bbq was litty, your mom gave me the Alabama breathalyzer. And nobody saw shit."

by Thor Lakeshore January 6, 2021

Alabama

the best state ever because you can fuck and marry your sister

me: i love Alabama
you: why
me: i get to fuck my sister

by ur mom gayyy August 14, 2021

alabama slamhouse

The art of placing thou testicles on a toilet seat and the proceeding to slam the cover onto the balls as hard as humanly possible.

Hey Matt if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you an Alabama slamhouse.

by matt fadelli/Cp May 4, 2018