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Mary-Michael

Mary-Michael is primarily found in Western Pennsylvania but elusive sightings have been reported in Central Pennsylvania, Warren Co, Pa, NYC, DC, VA, Florida, NV, MA, and other parts. Primarily Mary-Michael is a positive experience that leaves one with a feeling of happiness, relief, creativity, and excitement.
Mary-Michael left me confused but wanting more.
by mary-michaelexpert February 6, 2010
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Michael Strahan

Noun or verb
Describes when a woman (or feminine man) takes a load in the mouth and then spits it back onto the guy through the gap in her (his) front teeth. This is usually done as payback for a male dominant sex act (i.e. donkey punch, angry dragon, chili rainbow, etc). Named after popular NFL player turned commentator and gap-toothed black man Micheal Strahan.

note: is mainly performed by gap-toothed hood rats and flaming butt monkeys, but some rich divorcees have been know to do the Michael Strahan from time to time.
Yo my man just gave me the Sneaky Castro last night so I gave him the old Micheal Strahan!

as a verb: I just Michael Strahan'd that cheating bastard of a husband!
by RedDan69 March 11, 2011
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Michael Moore'd

Becoming highly over-exposed, to the point of diminishing returns or where it backfires on you.
From a conversation overheard in a sushi restaurant, referring to the way Sascha Baron Cohen's movie "Bruno" tanked very quickly:

"I think he may have Michael Moore'd himself."
by Mr. Subliminal August 1, 2009
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Michael afton

Michael afton is one of William afton more famous purple guy. Anyway Michael afton is bullying his brother the crying child very much. And one time him and his friends hold crying boi over an animatronic head. N' guess what he DROPPED him but the boi didn't die but did get very damaged and almost died, William his dad got angry and killed Michael and put him in nightmare foxy
by Hamburger meme June 2, 2019
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Michael Myers

Oh that fucking creep? Oh hell no... he brutally murders his family! What the fuck!!! What the hell is he mad at them? Revenge??
The meaning is that Michael Myers is a fucking creepo
by Creppy lady October 21, 2018
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Michael Poors

Most commonly used to refer to fake or knock off Michael Kors products, including watches, handbags, and other accessories. Can also be used to refer to fake or knock off items in general.
Scumbag Steve-type guy: (Flashes "Michael Kors" watch in everyone's faces, bragging how he's rich and everyone else is poor)
Non-tool guy: (Has watch flashed in his face, but quickly realizes its a fake due to misspellings and other errors on the watch, *yells*) HEY EVERYONE, HE'S ROCKIN MICHAEL POORS!

Scumbag Steve-type guy: (Leaves, humiliated, driving away in his beat up ricemobile)

Foreign friend in town: Hey, let's go to canal street, I heard you can get great deals on designer brands!
You: Not so fast, buddy. All they sell you there is Michael Poors...
by TheTruthHurts666 February 8, 2014
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michael fraley

A super sexy individaal, you just want to be in bed with him, he's extremely sexy, especially when he grows out his beard
by Michael Fraley June 20, 2017
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