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luke longhorn

Luke Longhorn is mostly made fun of for his last name and supposedly one of the most perfect people ever. He is athletic in many ways but when it comes to education wise you'll start to wonder why he is even in your grade
Luke Longhorn did u do the homework yet?

What homework?!
by Jalini 2014 June 29, 2016
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Luke's d8ck

Too small to see
I feel bad for his girlfriend bc it's so small, how does he frick her?
"have you seen Luke's d8ck? Yeah me neither, it's too small."
by Lukeisdead April 13, 2020
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Luke McKinnon

Luke McKinnon is the most generous person you will ever meet!! He is always there for you and although he is a virgin, he will fall in love easily! He's super sexy and cute. He loves staying up to 1am playing the PS5, and his favourite game is GOW. He probably lives with 3 or more cats aswell.
Oh, you know Luke McKinnon?? You're lucky.
by BellaorNot September 9, 2023
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Luke the cat

A stupid cat who humped his sister and had a very small penis. He likes to get tripped over and gets hurt many times.
Bro Luke the cat is such a big flop
by Cz3511 January 4, 2020
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Luke Harrison

Luke Harrison pulls bare gyal
by Tara Doyle April 20, 2023
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jayden-luke

A wholesome person who really just wants to have a great time with his friends and make them feel important. They are fun to be around are really inclusive,now ain't that wholesome. They are the type of person that you can call at 3am and they will answer and help you out no matter what, a real good person and friend to have
Mike:Dang I need some help
Josh:You can call a Jayden-Luke and they'll help.
by LONELYGHOST September 4, 2021
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Luke

lol youll never get a girlfriend dude, give up
"omg youre luke?!"
"yeah ill never get a girlfriend
by local crackhead with no life December 9, 2021
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