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MC Cracker

MC Cracker is the best rapper ever, hes got a great flow and lyrics as good as Eminem’s, if you don’t listen to his debut album Cracker you will go to hell
Tyrone - “don’t you love MC Crackers new album”

Tyrese - “hell yeah my nibba
by Btwfu12 October 9, 2018
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Cracker tower

The art of stacking more than 2 white guys on top of each other. then they all ejaculate into a cup and make a guy named Daniela drink it
by @officialcrackertower December 13, 2023
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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Cracker

A demeaning, insulting term used towards white people.
"Dude, white people are way too sensitive."
"No, they are not!"
"Okay, you cracker."
by Professional Linguistic December 21, 2023
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Rice-cracker

You rice-cracker
by spookry August 27, 2022
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cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.
"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."
by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014
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Crackeritis

When a white person eats too much food and gets tired so he has the itis
My wife made a whole bunch of food that I ate on super bowl Sunday. I ate a whole bunch of it and I am white so therefore I have crackeritis
by The new meaning guy February 7, 2021
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