Klondike Bar

A Klondike Bar is when a black top takes whoever he plans on having sex out into the snow or cold during the winter naked. He then forces them to bare the cold and pleasure him, the thought of frostbite and hypothermia keep the bottom from taking his time meaning the top never has to worry about blue balls, except from the freezing conditions. The top when finished jizzes onto himself and his partners bare skin and returns inside to the warmth. The klondike bar part comes in from the fact the black dude is most likely now frozen and had a creamy center that is now on both members of the sexual act

"DaQuan gave Jordan a nice Klondike Bar one night in January"

by felix109 January 6, 2017

Traveling Chocolate-bars Salesman

To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.

Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.

by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017

Mounds Bar

A dark chocolate and coconut candy bar.

*plastic rustling noises*

You want half a mounds bar?

Who eats a mounds bar?

Well, I do.

So, you go into the candy store and you see the hundreds of different options and you choose a mounds bar?

Yes.

So, what is it that you like? The Cocnut? The Chocolate?

Yeah both those things.

So, how long have you been eating them?

Well, I've probably been having a mounds bar two to three times per day for the last 25 years.

Gee! No wonder you cant walk, you have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are swimming in a pool of chocolate and coconut, here, give me that!

by ArbysChickenSandwichesSuckAss December 2, 2025

Cookie rookie barred

To be absolutely baked

Yo, I'm cookie rookie barred right now, I think I'm trippin!

by DAFEEG December 20, 2016

BULK gay bar

meaning something which is majorly bad. It can be used in a similar connotation to boring or shit to describe an activity, its just a much better word to use :)

Also is something is not totally bad it can just be gay bar, ie not good
gay bar lame shit boring gay uncool

i.e. gosh our party has been cancled 2nite cos timmos mum sed he cant have it at him house, this is BULK gay bar shes ruined all our plans.

by Aussie Skiier August 19, 2006

Yippy Bar

Probably some really fake shit invented by some random Costo Ricon kid who goes to a white school in the middle of the east coast of the USA that he probably promised to give to some jewish kid who goes to his school who thinks the Costo Ricon kid has an Oedipal Complex and probably no colones.

Nico, you promised to give me a yippy bar three f**kin' weeks ago!

by It's Gilgamesh, not Gilgy. January 7, 2023

Iron bar method

When a man is in a relationship or has very strong romantical feelings for someone rejection or a breakup can lean to the use of the Iron bar method. The Iron bar method was created on TikTok as a way to get a past lover back to you during no contace or just after a breakup. The Iron bar method is also used to get out anger in sadness in a physical way. The Iron bad method is only used in dire circumstances when a man had been broken beyond repair. A man who was so deeply in love that they would've gave their life for their lover. To the point where their lover comes before themself, their family, friends, and even God. To excicute the Iron bar method you need to go to a gym and lift an ungodly amount of weight until you can feel the rage of Zeus flowing through your veins. In short the iron bar method is going to the gym to get shredded.

Thomas fell in love with the school bop and is now using the Iron bar method.

by justachillguy_67 March 24, 2025