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work the chisel

Billionaire man-child fantasizing about stroking Donald Trump's penis.
"At this rate of achievement, not only should President @realDonaldTrump be on Mount Rushmore, I want to personally work the chisel!"

- Elon Musk
by ItsBeerO'ClockYo February 4, 2025
mugGet the work the chiselmug.

Working

No. It isn’t is it? See, I kind of vaguely remembered telling you all that what you’re doing doesn’t work. And what did you do? You just went and did it anyway because you thought you were better than me.
Hym “Oh? Is the thing I said wasn’t working... I donno... not working? Is that what’s happening here? Because I said people were doing it and explained to you why it wasn’t going to work and what did you do? You signed off on it and are now surprised that Captain-Always-Right is right again. If there is no recourse than only one option remains. It isn’t indefinite slavery at the hands of the tyrannical state that abides the very acts it condemns. What’s my only option here?”

Dr. Jeepjorp “...”

Hym “AHP!” 😑☝️“You were going to say something other than the only option that remains weren’t you. Have you tried, I donno, creating someone kind of recourse that gives me more than one option? No. No you didn’t do that. You just doubled down. And now you’re trying to withhold it from me. So, how about we try something new? Have you tried punishing the whores? That sounds like a good idea. I like this plan. Because we all know the definition of insanity. And you’re all doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different response. I, on the other hand, have tried to reason with you but to no avail. You don’t listen. That’s you’re problem. That’s the problem with everyone even remotely like you. So convinced of your own righteousness. Drunk on your own moral certitude. Why should I let you sit on a double-standard and feint the moral high ground? An easy enough question to answer. I shouldn’t. So I won’t.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
mugGet the Workingmug.

Work

I got that work, I ain't slept in 6 fuckin days.
by Youfunkyzerobitch May 24, 2019
mugGet the Workmug.

Working Jonesboro

A phrase used to explain to your boss, that after taking off the previous Thursday-Friday, you also need the following Wednesday-Sunday off because you may not have the skills necessary for the current job.
“Oh man…I need another week off to go start Working Jonesboro to gain a MA-1 A tier victory
by Stephen McFolluo April 8, 2024
mugGet the Working Jonesboromug.

The works

"The tough coach didn't hold back and gave the lazy player the works, leaving him exhausted and determined to improve."
by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025
mugGet the The worksmug.

Oh no baby that ain’t going to work

As phrase used by the one and only Adlina Cedillo-Silva usually used to make clear or prove a point.
Girl tried to shake her ass but was flat”oh no baby that ain’t going to work”.
by Theoneandonlyallison November 25, 2020
mugGet the Oh no baby that ain’t going to workmug.

Work

Are you coming to the party? We doing lines of work
by angvlo August 4, 2017
mugGet the Workmug.

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