Broomstick me

The act of someone fucking you or putting a broomstick in your ass, asshole, butthole and etc.

Layla:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz:Romeo and Chris can broomstick me plz and thx.

by LunaBroom June 9, 2018

fact me!

A last argument to show your opponent that you are right.

- Cows cann't flight!
- Yes, they can!
- You can read about it in every book!
- I know what I say!
- Fact me!

by ITSABEAST February 13, 2009

Me-TV

The television channel that your old ass grandparents watch every single night.

My grandma was watching Me-TV again last night.

by Othy, Him October 29, 2022

Haha me

A term that's similar to mood except it's put on people and situations and objects instead of just situations

*sees a trashcan*

James: haha me

by >:)))))) October 18, 2019

among me

When you're in among us freeplay mode.

Guy: aw, fuck I don't have and internet. looks like it's among me to find out the imposter.

(proceeds to get voted out by dummies)

by tickdas April 26, 2021

emo me

When you ask a friend to send an email about their problems instead of whining to you in person.

Cierra: OMG! My life is so freakin' hard these days....I just want to go Taco Bell and just JUMP OFF!!!!

Gaby: Please. Why don't you just emo me about this instead, because I don't have time to listen to this, I have to check the latest John Mayer tweet.

by MamaJama79 February 11, 2010

Snort Me

To put ones nose into another mans gooch

Just snort me already Jerry.

by Jaqueefisisex February 13, 2019