what you get your old lady, "instead of" flowers (actually, the flowers ARE dead vaginas, just a different name for them), when either she wouldn't give it up OR laid there like a corpse whilst copulating
"man, last night Edna was so cold that when she spread her legs the furnace kicked on, so this morning I figured I'd tell her thanks by picking up a baker's dozen of some really nice dead vaginas on the way home."
by Steve Hagar December 14, 2008
Get the dead vaginasmug. "What do you want me to make you for breakfast in the morning dear?" says the man. "Vagina pancakes," she replies. They both giggle.
by Robisgod March 14, 2009
Get the Vagina Pancakesmug. by Zeldas12 January 3, 2010
Get the Vagina Reflectormug. by Mr. Nick May 2, 2006
Get the morbidly vaginamug. A really smelly girl who or is the biggest slag you will ever meat... her vagina is said to be the most dark, mysterious place known to man kind !!
If you ever find yourself close to this unspeakable place be aware that you will not live to tell the tail... (unlike me)
If you ever find yourself close to this unspeakable place be aware that you will not live to tell the tail... (unlike me)
by Banter_boi June 28, 2015
Get the mia's vaginamug. A contraction of the vagina that repeats several times per minute. In humans, the abrupt rush of air into the body of the uteris causes the vaginal flaps to close, creating a "hic" sound.
William: What the Fuck was that noise?
Mara: Sorry, i get the Vagina Hiccups when im cold.
William: Bitch make me a sandwich.
Mara: thats soo cruel!
William: Shut up cunt.
Mara: Sorry, i get the Vagina Hiccups when im cold.
William: Bitch make me a sandwich.
Mara: thats soo cruel!
William: Shut up cunt.
by SaberMoFrigga April 25, 2011
Get the Vagina Hiccupsmug. by jackattack101010 January 7, 2009
Get the Squinty Vaginamug.