twat stalk

verb. to unhealthily idolize, follow, or communicate with another individual via twitter.

You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.

by ssmmaasshh July 25, 2012

Twat swamp

A really loose, moist vagina that has a hint of B.O. and squirts when you hit the G spot

Man I hit this twat swamp last night and had to wash my sheets after and light a candle

by Tesschri April 21, 2019

Barney Twat

A Twat so inflamed it's Purple like barney.. Usually has a huge labia

"hey guys have you seen Mel's pussy? It's Purple, looks like a Barney Twat.

by D sanity July 24, 2017

Pikey Twat

Basically means white trash cunt.

Everyone in this city is a pikey twat.

by RaginRedBull September 12, 2018

Tunnel twats

Bitches that have fucked the same dude

O you fucked Mike? Me too! We're tunnel twats!

by Kccomatt July 17, 2016

twat wings

wings tattooed near a woman's vagina

i know a woman who has twat wings.

by turndownforwhattt April 23, 2017

twat tweezer

a curse word referring to someone who eats pussy (aka cuntmuncher)

1. Ashley's a fucking twat tweezer!
2. If you munch a hairy cunt, you are tweezing a twat with your teeth; hence, you are a twat tweezer.

by TheTallDwarf March 4, 2015