toilet

A place in every suburban home where people go when poop (or pee) is about to be shot out of their butts like a rocket.

i have to poop so bad! i need to go to the toilet!

by POOPIE HAHAHAAHHAHA October 12, 2021

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021

Toilet brush

APPARENTLY TOILETPAPER IS JUST NOT ENOUGH FOR SOME PEOPLE, I THINK ILL STICK TO TOILET PAPER THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Jared:we’re all out of toilet paper…
Steve: Well, I guess I’ll just use the toilet brush today.

by No your pseudonym November 17, 2021

tilda

delicious rice, so tasty and nourishing.

“oh, i don’t feel very well, can you make me some tilda rice.”

by yesimaliveagain November 21, 2021

tilda

delicious rice, so tasty and nourishing.

“oh, i don’t feel very well, can you make me some tilda rice.”

by yesimaliveagain November 21, 2021

Thilda

Thilda is a happy girl. She seems very confident but she can easily get insecure. She cares a lot about her family, especially about her sister. Thilda will support you. Thilda hates when people try to control her. She hates butter lol.

I love Thilda

by Mangopangohshdgdt November 22, 2021

Toiletmage

A toiletmage is a person who chills on the toilet at every opportunity and does big business

See the toiletmage is casting spells again

by LuisAusPeru November 22, 2021