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ham sandwich

when you take someones face and put it in between your thighs ,then proceed to rub there face around in it
yo dude that piece of shit gave me a ham sandwich
by jenna tilworts September 27, 2009
mugGet the ham sandwichmug.

Lebron Hams

When you misspell lebron james but lowkey fuck with it and make it your whole personality. You create pictures of lebron james made of ham using ai. You make fan accounts for lebron hams on every platform, even wattpad. Your love stories on wattpad with lebron hams gain lots of attention and everyone wants to know the face behind the lebron hams obsession. Soon your best friend who was there when you misspelled lebron james, exposes you to the whole world. Once everyone finds out who the face behind lebron hams is, your middle school secret admirer changes their name and got surgery to look like the ai pictures of lebron hams to make you fall in love. That makes you very famous and you get a netflix show. The real lebron james fame is diminishing, while the lebron hams situation is thriving. The real lebron james gets pissed and finds your house and murders you with 7 gunshots to the head. Your legacy lives on and the real lebron james gets cancelled.
Yo, did you hear that the lebron hams girl got shot?
by jefferyslimbob4 September 17, 2024
mugGet the Lebron Hamsmug.

HAM

by Shimbao April 10, 2020
mugGet the HAMmug.

Mangled Ham

a not so healthy vagina, NOT nessarily meaning a sti . maybe old, maybe ugly to look at, maybe been around the block to many times. eg. Equal to a tin of ham.spam . mangled ham. lol
by Phoenix=Berry May 6, 2019
mugGet the Mangled Hammug.

Ham Sucker

When someone slaps or punches the shit outta you. So hard, knocks you out cold.
I gave Abe a ham sucker at the bar. He was out cold for minutes!
by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018
mugGet the Ham Suckermug.

ham slammin

wehen ter railing partner from behind,,you have to make sure you keep glaize....... while shooting clove out yer ass
i thought i smelled easter dinner but he said him n his ol lady were ham slammin
by chilli mac November 24, 2023
mugGet the ham slamminmug.

ham-ball

Any person who can generally just "ham it up".
You get Lola in front of a camera & she's a total ham-ball".

Girl gets to drinking so fierce, you can't take that ham-ball anywhere without making a scene.
by J. Steinbeck March 24, 2016
mugGet the ham-ballmug.

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