Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.
Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
by this_is_true February 13, 2018
Get the runner's whipmug. Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast
by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025
Get the whipped cream on waffles for breakfastmug. by IMINX May 19, 2014
Get the Whip the Weaselmug. word describing a nigga who is too attached to a bitch and will do whatever the ugly looking ass can do to please the bitch. the thot uses this as way to manipulate the poor ignorant person.
If you see a "whipped," person contact on the thot patrol line or go to your local STD (stopping thot department)
If you see a "whipped," person contact on the thot patrol line or go to your local STD (stopping thot department)
by thateducatednigga December 26, 2018
Get the whippedmug. by cowtroller August 12, 2014
Get the Thong whipmug. Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"
Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"
Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"
Person 2: "Hahahahaha
Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"
Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"
Person 2: "Hahahahaha
by GAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU January 27, 2011
Get the Lazer Whippingmug. 