by Javqu July 31, 2019
When ya fluked the ultimate romantic holy grail and accidentally managed to marry a chick because someone slipped an eccie in your drink so u weren’t being a fuckwit all night but then ya dob her in to the cops next day when ur sober because you don’t like people on eccies
Bro that chick needs a medal bro she fell hard for a dude and married him the same night because he wasn’t an arsehole to her , but he ended up being a ring stinger when he was sober
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
Person 1: dude my ring light broke again
Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month
Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month
Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
A dick ring is when you get a genital piercing right thru ya dick and is very painful and rare to get.
by Santasquad100 September 25, 2023
by KynanT January 28, 2019
They're going to try and fight you. If someone says this you better run, you gonna die.
This is also a sign they won't go down in your fight, and unless you fear nothing I recommend not continuing and running faster than Usain bolt could ever dream of going.
This is also a sign they won't go down in your fight, and unless you fear nothing I recommend not continuing and running faster than Usain bolt could ever dream of going.
Person 1: WHY DID YOU FUCK MY GIRl
Person 2: waIT I DiDNT
Person 1: BULLSHIT, RING YO POCKETS BITCH
Person 2: NOOOOOOOO-
Person 2 was found dead the next day, do better than them, don't die a bitch
Person 2: waIT I DiDNT
Person 1: BULLSHIT, RING YO POCKETS BITCH
Person 2: NOOOOOOOO-
Person 2 was found dead the next day, do better than them, don't die a bitch
by Maybe_a_person January 06, 2022