Double Decker

When you are taking a shit in the upper tank, she's giving you a blumpkin while taking a shit in the bowl.

Daisy and I performed a double decker at the party last night

by The Jake Bush a.k.a. Switch March 30, 2009

Double F

Basically stands for FAKE FAGGOT. A guy who acts gay to get overwhelmingly amounts of pussy.

Note: The pussy that Double F's attract do not find him attractive. They find him as a cute teddy bear.

I hate (insert name) so much. He's a fucking Double F. He needs to get a fucking life.

by pussyhunter00000 December 24, 2010

Double Dose

A quaint little euphamism for a heroin injection.

<i>"Yo homie, you wanna double dose?"
"Nah fool, I got train tracks all the way up to ma fo'head already!"</i>

by Elliott - Seven April 28, 2006

double teabag

Where two men 'teabag' another man/woman. One ballsac rests on the chin, while the other rests on the forehead.

"Did you hear? David passed out and got DOUBLE teabagged!!"

by JimiSalad May 2, 2007

double dipped

An extremely dark person of the negroid persuation

My boy Jamal is so double dipped he gets counted absent at night school.

by Seanequa January 20, 2006

Double-Timed

When you like two people at the same time. It could be triple, quadruple, and so on depending on how many people you like. When you're being double-timed, it means someone you like, likes you and another person.

Maria: I'm being double-timed by Alex!

Ashley: What do you mean?

Maria: He likes me and Kellie!

Ashley: Oh, sorry.

by OmgPopx3 September 3, 2012

double-fisted

When bad luck turn worse two fold or more. Twice as bad. Derived from getting a fist in your ass being a negative thing.

Not only did I get randomly selected to get gateraped but I also missed my flight home. I was double-fisted again when they told me the next flight won't be until tomorrow afternoon.

by Hadit Cumming December 22, 2010