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COLD DARK DISTURBANCE

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 15, 2021
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Barbados cold

Barbados cold is an ice cold drink poured over ice so that it is as cold as possible. Nothing better.
by Dave from Fulham July 28, 2025
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3 coldness levels

Level 1 40 to 59 degrees F outside and inside is Brick

Level 2 32 degrees F to 49 degrees F Cinderblocks outside and inside

Level 3 29 degrees F to below zero degrees F is Diamonds outside and inside
The term 3 coldness levels is defined by two construction rocks and one gemstone.

Nick Purcell, Yo man it’s 40 with a high of 59 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s brick.

Nick Purcell, You man it’s 32 with a high of 49 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s cinderblocks.

Nick Purcell, Yo man it’s zero with a high of 29 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s diamonds.
by Nick Purcell April 24, 2022
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Cold water Transition

Sudden shocking transition.
Transition to the complete opposite.
Being happy right now and suddenly feeling a strong sense if sadness is a cold water transition.
by xxRosey May 29, 2020
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Cold Throating

Cold Throating is when you choke on an ice cube and see if it takes longer for you to pass out or for the ice cube to melt.
Jim is turning red after cold throating his drink at Red Lobsters.
by Raremaxgamer July 25, 2021
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Cold Played

When you are seen at the wrong time at the wrong place with the wrong person.
Andy and Kristen were seen making out on the Kiss Kam and got Cold Played.
by Drunken Sailor July 19, 2025
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Cold Richard

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.

Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!
Last night my girl gave me a cold Richard while we were on the couch waiting for guests to come.
by greekmadlad March 30, 2024
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