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Soggy biscuit

A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)
I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.
by biscuit sommelier August 16, 2023
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Biscuit

An ugly, overweight, moonfaced, cat that belongs to ELA teachers.
"Wow Beletsky's cat is an abomination"..."Yeah, he sure is a Biscuit."
by BiscuitHater May 13, 2021
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joy biscuit

a lesbian love interest, ideally girl friend/lover; the female lover of a mad-for-her male who is desirous of her; a pet name for a pet rock.
HEY get your bitchass fingers off her. she's my joy biscuit and don't you know it by now, slit?

hey baby doll. come to me be my joy biscuit, wrap your hand around my heart easy like;

that's not a paper weight on my desk - hey that's my joy biscuit. painted it blue in 4th grade.
by skeeta faithful April 3, 2011
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Fish Biscuit

A biscuit is a biscuit that are shaped like fish, usually referring to a food snack that you eat.
(Steve) Hey, I need some fish biscuits, i'm Hungary!
(Alex) Here, no more starving!
by HammyBurger69 January 29, 2025
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Whisker biscuit

I hope my girlfriend gives me some of that whisker biscuit tonight!
by Jtakatip September 11, 2019
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biscuit..laverne

Biscuit..laverne is a small Zoe Laverne fan page with around 400 followers at the time. She is probably the least toxic/problematic person you’ll see in the fandom lol
Idk what to say uhh..if you see this hiiii i love your videos!

The only thing i can think of to say is “Hi biscuit..laverne i love you” lol since it makes me type something
by EvilDonutsss December 21, 2020
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Ass biscuit

When a bloke thinks he’s so sweet he shits cookies
Look at David he’s a proper ass biscuit
by Ryoko41981 June 10, 2018
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