The Swift Claus

The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.

Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.

by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022

Taylor Swift

A hottie that’s rich

Taylor Swift is smexy

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023

Boner Switch

Any new discovery that excites you.
Like "turned me on" was used in a non-sexual context.

Bro, you have got to check out this new band! They totally tripped my boner switch!

by Pat Lark February 10, 2023

taylor swift

taylor swift is the best artist ever and listening to taylor swift will instantly make you feel better so never turn down a opportunity to listen to taylor swift

me-hey you wanna know who the best singer is?
x-who??
me-taylor swift duh!!

by yourgoodmommy813 February 18, 2023

dynamic switch

make ur boytoy be obsessed with YOU.
make someone who you chase, chase YOU

“Ava told me to make a dynamic switch and f*ck, it worked. We are dating.”

by cat&ava February 28, 2023

taylor swift

a lesbian.

"Did u know this girl from school listens to Taylor Swift?"
"Omg, is she a lesbian?"

by itsmeurlilvenic3bitch March 13, 2023

drift switch

When a car is in the middle of a drift, and the car switches the other way

Woah, did you see that car hit that awesome drift switch???

by Dodgeman100 April 1, 2023