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Biden speech 

When an old man talks, either to himself or to a large and very confused audience, usually consisting of young children, who, let's be honest, would rather be doing anything else. There are no real rules to a Biden speech, the person giving it just has to make little to no sense, often go off on tangents, get extremely confused and mix his words up mid-sentence, and also usually connects random unrelated events from his or her life into one as if they all took place at once. You'll know if you have just witnessed a Biden speech, because after said speech you will think "wait what the hell did I just listen to? That made absolutely no sense! And why was he talking about record players and then started talking about his teeth, only to then talk about sniffing little kid's hair?"
Old man: You know, um uh you know, you know man, Cornpop, he was uh um, he was a real bad dude man, okay, wait what? What was I saying? Where the hell am I? What am I doing here? My butt needs wiping! I mean I I I mean, I mean um, my teeth man, so I said man, I said to him, I said yo you get down from there little nigger boy, or um, wait, let me be plerfectly queer, or wait, I think it was um a uh Friday, yeah, yeah definitely a Saturday, and she had on a red bikini, and uh, I uh, I said to my friend, my my friend, my long friend, long time friend, Raprock, Rap Rock America, you know, you you know the guy, the last guy, uh um president, or or uh not the last one but the one before him, my my boss, President My Boss, I said, well you know, you know what I said, I mean you were there, and yeah, so yeah, I'm running for the first Blafrican American Queen of Asia, so yeah, vote for me, I mean look me over, and if you like what you see then vote for me, and if not then screw you, vote for the other person, I don't want you to vote for me then, but whatever you do, just don't vote for...for um...um...uh that other guy, Donald, Donald um uh something, you know, come on maaan!

John: bro what the hell was that!
Bill: Oh just another old guy rambling, just another biden speech
the unconscious verbal ejaculation released when a friend steps on your unwanted cat for you
Maurice: Hey,tyrannis, I slipped on your worthless cat.

Turok: Oh, speef. That is delicious,i am glad he is gone
speef by dinosaurboy April 28, 2003
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how fast one's internet connection allows them to download or upload content to or from the internet often messured in Mbps and Kbps.
Right now my internet connection speed for downloading is appoximately 4Mbps or 4291Kbps. My uploading speed is approximately 280Kbps, unfortunately.
speed by runandwin February 3, 2005
A shitty sequel to a mediocre movie About a bus with that couldn't drive under 50MPH or a bomb onboard would blow up. Speed 2 features unrealistic physics and a boring plot.
Speed 2 is the worst movie I've seen all day.
speed 2 by JL March 20, 2004

God Speed 

The act or state of moving swiftly; swiftness
hey man did u hear that song godspeed to your deathbed ??? it was kickss
God Speed by indie (indigo) August 13, 2005
1. /noun????/ The pace at which an object moves.
2. /adverb/ To conclude that an object is moving fast or often somewhat rapidly. (hence the term 'speeding' meaning to break the 'Speed Limit')
3. /noun/ An Amphetamine in tablet form used most commonly for drug abusers to give off a sensation of energeticnessy ... thing.
1. "My car's speed will be extremely fast when put those fuckin' Turbos on!"
2. "Fuckin' hell, John, your car is moving SPEED with those Turbos on!!"
3. "Look mate, you wanna buy some speed? Goin' cheap, I got too much on my hands."
speed by Dr. Oxford May 16, 2003

God Speed 

to move at a speed matched only by a god. >> standart speed of the hiten mitsurugi school of kenjutsu.
atacks at god speed are undudgeable
God Speed by slasher14 September 13, 2005