Mud Shark

A white woman who only likes black dudes.

I heard Susan only like black guys, she's a mud shark.

by Goose Montana February 1, 2023

plant a shark

Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.

To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."

by One smart woman December 14, 2010

three-barrel shark

a bad-ass who, like the shark in Jaws, won't go down, according to Quint, "even with three barrels on 'em".

Always be a three-barrel shark and make them wish they had a bigger boat.

by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015

Jmos the shark

Jmos the shark is a dangerous killing machine and you would never want to be seen near him

Oh no it’s jmos the shark we gotta run

Jmos the shark is a killing machine!

by Jmos the shark February 27, 2022

shark

A white woman who only dates black men.

I (white guy) want to ask that girl out, but she's a shark.

by Koyt Schubert July 9, 2004

Carpet Shark

A dog lurking around the kitchen or dining room, looking for ground score

That terrier is a real carpet shark. I dropped a hotdog, and she was all over it in a second.

by jbszee December 19, 2008

sharker

A dick that hurts going into the vagina, usually influenced by an overdose of viagra, but mine is O'natural.

That man's sharker hurt when it went into my vagina.

by Will Rothperson November 26, 2007