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School Computer

A device with low amounts of ram, that nobody likes, and was really cheap.
Did you hear about the new phone coming out? I hear it’s a school computer!
by Pseudonym? More like Pooseudon December 24, 2019
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Yardleys School

A place in which, kids (99.8% of Asian descent and 0.2% fish) go to school and get shouted at by the big boogey man - Basra (someone who hasn't been laid in a long time) and learn totall nothing apart from whether Hassan or Usman has loza.
Ee, have you heard of that place - 'Yardleys School' ? I heard that the bengali (fish) girl gave head.
by TheBestAce May 29, 2019
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School Hangover

When you fall asleep in class, and literately pass out. When waking up, the following symptons may occur:
1. Drooling
2. Cowlick
3. Dont remember anything( where u are or whats going on)
4.eyes burning from light
5. major headache

THIS IS NOT RELATED TO A DRINKING HANGOVER
Today, only having an 1 of sleep the night before, completely passed out in the middle of a science lecture. When i woke up, drool was everywhere

Me: Where am I
Friend: You just had a school hangover
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School Book

A heavy book that contains boring shit that you cant understand, inside you will find the following:
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages
Billy wished his school would buy new School Books with their money. Today when he opened his science textbook, a cockroach popped out from page 176.
by Herp and Smerp August 31, 2011
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Highdown School

Worst school in Reading. A bunch of thotties and absolute fuck boys of which have already ruined their lives by bunning bare and taking many drugs. If you pull a bitch from this school, she is most likely contaminated woth HIV or Gonorhoea
Jaker: Come lets walk down Surely Row
Michael: Oh shit theres a little yute on the floor

Jaker: Dont worry hes from Highdown School you find this alot around here
by Foci December 16, 2018
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The Doon School

An elite all-boys boarding school in northern India (often called the Indian Eton by the press, much to its dismay), which has produced famous politicians, journalists, writers, artists, and, quite often, self-entitled brats who think they run the country. Or they should run the country.
The Doon School governance model has come to an end, and the country is now led by a man of the people.

The Indian literary landscape is infested with the Doon School diaspora.

She's going out with a Doon School boy? My sympathies
by Slemixton January 4, 2022
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riddle school

do you remember this game? of course you don't, this game died out a few years ago, not even i remember it, the name just popped in my head when making this, and not even the GIFS remember it
by someone else thats not u February 8, 2021
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